I'm a bitch who takes my clothes off for money: Dear customers who want to date me,
- Every single stripper at my club will tell you that she is single, because it’s in our contract you dummy. Management doesn’t want us being seen as ‘unattainable’. 80% of us are lying. Some of us are married. One of us is pregnant.
- Even though the club wants you to THINK you can have us, you…
OMG THIS.
thingswilllookbetterinthemorning:
I think the scariest thing about growing up is watching as everyone’s dreams and aspirations are put to the side in favor of reality
only if you quit
i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
